"I'ma Build a Whole House on That Ass, I Swear"

T-Pain has made such an effort to get away from autotune that it's refreshing to hear him go back to what got him to where he's at now. Better yet, how about a booty shaking, future club anthem with Juicy J? Yessir, sign me up for that because it's just as vulgar and salacious as you'd expect from the dynamic duo. I can already picture the real video, presumably in a strip club with plenty of paper currency flying around like paper airplanes. Oh Hip Hop, there are some grimy things that will never change about you and I will always love and hate you for it, even though you always #MakeThatShitWork.

"I Make it Rain on Ya, Like a Window Pane"

One thing I've learned over the years about myself is that I have a really hard time resisting strip club anthems. From old school cuts like Adina Howard's T-Shirt and Panties and UGK's Let Me See it, to more recently Crime Mob's Rock Ya Hips, @kirkobangz Drank in My Cup and @liltunchi's She Will. Yes, they are the epitome of demeaning lyrically and focus on about every sexual possibility that can occur around a strip club, but goodness are they addicting.

For the track below, it helps that I grew up on @threesixmafia, so hearing @therealjuicyj's syrupy flow is an instant draw. Nobody else could pull off a line like "Racks eerrwhere, they showin' racks, I'm throwin racks" like Juicy, I can say that much. The beat provided by @MikeWiLLMadeIt is simple, but perfect for the habitat it was crafted for. Even better, Wayne threw in a verse along with everyone's new favorite cameo, 2 Chaaaaaainnnzz! I'm still not sure it get the whole instant transformation into success he made from being Tity Boi, but I'm getting used to his quirky, off kilter delivery.

It's gratuitous, misogynistic and downright dirty, but to me it's easy listening. Some can stomach it, others can't, I just choose to focus on the aspects I enjoy and do my best to try and not take the message so serious. I hope you can do the same, but if you can't I get it and I promise tomorrow I'll get back on that righteous path...#ConscienceTakesMondaysOff

Juicy J feat Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz - Bands A Make Her Dance (Remix)